OH GOD GUESS TODAY IS THE DAY WE’LL CRY OVER DC CANON BUT
JUST IMAGINE BATMAN AS A BLACK MAN.
THE ONLY CONSISTENT THING IN BATMAN ORIGIN STORIES IS THAT
- HIS DAD, THOMAS WAYNE, IS A DOCTOR
- HIS MOM’S NAME IS MARTHA
- THEY WERE MURDERED BY A MUGGER (MOST LIKELY WITH A GUN)
jfc there was some kids across the lake looking at my house so I decided (because my hair was stringy and wet and my shirt was white) to stare out the window all creepy like and all of a sudden a fuCKING IMPALA DRIVES DOWN THE ROAD BEHIND THEM I THINK I STARTED THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES OF A SUPERNATURAL EPISODE
MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE
No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.
You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.
You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.
You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.
You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.
Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?
What is wrong with you
OH MY GOD BUT
I JUST REALIZED
THAT WASN’T CAS KILLING HUNDREDS OF DEANS IN SECLUSION
THAT WAS CAS
HEARING DEAN’S PRAYERS
AFTER EVERY FEW KILLINGS
I THOUGHT THIS EPISODE COULDN’T GET ANY MORE PAINFUL
I WAS WRONG
SATAN, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET YOUR ASS TO BED!
wait so what if you pair this
"Cas, don’t, please!"
DID I SAY I WAS DONE HURTING YOU YET
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?
Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too
and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?